The Big Adventure to Distant Lands!

The man winced as one of the gaurds sliced at his arms. He fell backwards, releasing Cheryl. "Cheryl!" He called. He would have blasted the men to bits, but he didn't want to risk blowing Cheryl up in process. The colonel cringed, he couldn't even use his arms propperly right now. The alchemist glared up at the three other men. "You guys are going to pay for this." He growled, staggering to get up without the use of his arms. "Cheryl, no matter what they do, do not give into them. I'll come get you, so just wait!" He could already tell that they were about to vanish using their ninja-like Xing ways. He really hated this country.

-after Cheryl and the others vanish-

"Jeez, Colonel. You really are pathetic at times, you know?" A blonde-haired girl appeared from nothing, her deep blue eyes filled with disappointment. The girl crouched down, staring eye-to-eye with the man.

Char grunted. Just what he needed: His role player. He glared at her, clearly displeased that she appeared. "What do you want? I can save Cheryl by myself..." The man tried to move his arms, but he winced just as he barely did.

The girl rolled her eyes, sighing. "Jeez, you're so stubborn. Just like you are useless in the rain, you're useless without your arms. Let me see them." Kyuu lifted one of the man's arms, not caring if it hurt him or not. She hovered her right hand over his arm, and her hand started to glow. In seconds, that arm was completely healed. She lifted the other arm and did the same thing. "There." Kyuu got up and streached. "Now... Where's Naru-chan and..." The girl blinked. "I think I left Nai-chan at Tora-kun's house. Oh well. Maybe Naru-chan'll drag Tora-kun along for the ride, too, thus being Nai-chan with him."

The colonel grunted again, standing up also. He could use his arms again, but he still had no idea where to find Cheryl. Oh, wait... He did... The palace... Though, he doubted that he'd be let inside.

Kyuu grunted, kicking a rock a few feet out of boredom. "Well, at least Tora-kun is able to keep Nai-chan out of trouble, unlike Char-kun with Cheryl-chan." The girl half-glared at Char, but she already knew what was to happen. It figured.

The blond neko followed after Tora, completely confused about the new surroundings. Nai scanned the area around them, seeing basicly no signs of life besides the people infront of him. The boy clinged to the taller and older man's arm when he caught up to him, not wishing to get left behind. "Ame-san. This place scares me..." Nai whined, his tail twitching low to the ground. He didn't like new places, and Xing was way to new for him.

Char stared in confusion as two of the officers he commanded appeared. "Er..." He looked over at Naru and Kyuu. "Why did you bring them here? Aren't they supposed to be on a mission somewhere else?"

Kyuu rolled her eyes, annoyance flowing off of her at the moment. "We ended their mission early. I was able to make Glutt Butt eat the enemy and get the mission over with." The girl looked over at Naruto. "So, what's the plan? I'm still a tad bit confused on it."

Char stared at Naru. "Do I get to blow up the palace afterwards?" He really wanted to get revenge on that idiotic so-called prince.

Kyuu thought for a moment. "It would be wonderful to see that happen, but then you'd be starting a war between the Amestrians and the Xingese or whatever. So, allow Gluttony to eat the whole palace instead." The girl reached into her pocket, pulling out a mini-Gluttony. She set him on the ground, the the mini-Gluttony grew into the full-sized Gluttony. "If he just opens up that false gate of truth thing inside his stomach, he can swallow the palace whole!" A wide grin for on the girl's face at the thought of Xing being eaten whole.

Nai's eyes widened as the uber small being grew into a fatter taller being with acid drool coming from its mouth. The boy hid behind Tora, peeking out to make sure the Homunculi wasn't going to attack.

Gluttony stared at the tall man and the small neko. "I wonder what cat tastes like..." The fat Homunculi wondered outloud, drool dripping onto the ground, burning small holes into it.

Kyuu laughed, pulling Gluttony back a bit. "Sorry, Glutt Butt, but that cat isn't edible." The girl looked over to Naruto. "Say, should we film how this plan turns out? It'd be great blackmail."

Char grunted, folding his arms. "Can we go now?" He asked, impatience filling his voice.

ooc: muse fail.

Kyuu tried to stop herself from laughing from the images of a knock-off barbie doll-like Char, but it was too much. With in seconds, she was rolling around on the ground in an actual rofl. After a few minutes she got up, dusted herself up, and sighed. "OK, I'm good... Heh..."

Char took a step backwards. "S-seriously?! Why do I have to dress up!?" He would have shot off running if it weren't for Gluttony possitioning himself where the colonel couldn't escape.

ooc: no muse.

Char grumbled curses to himself. He really shouldn't have accepted that idiotic mission. This was way too much trouble. "Let's just get this over with." He glared at the role players. It was all their fault.

ooc: muse died, yet again. DX

Kyuu tried to keep herself from laughing, again. "Oh, no, no, no! That won't do. Let's try this~." The blond snapped her fingers, also, changing Char's clothing into this (click).

Char stared at his clothing, an annoyed look plastered on his face. "Why. Me?" He groaned, spinning around to look at all of the clothing. "Can we just go no?" He asked, inching his way towards that palace that could be seen off in the distance.

Kyuu, Jester Char, and Gluttony raced off to the palace while Nai used his cat-like skills to climb onto Tora's back for a ride there. Thar.

ooc: XD Fail.